I venerate economists
As very learned blokes,
But when in paradox they speak
Their meaning oft I vainly seek,
Suspecting subtle jokes.
They say the whole world’s down and out;
But here’s what I can’t see:
If every land, beyond all doubt,
In all the world is up the spout –
Then who’s the mortgagee?
Do we owe money in the moon,
Or some celestial land?
Or have we creditors in Mars,
Or other fixed and unfixed stars,
Who hold our notes of hand?
If not, why all the fuss and fret?
I’ve conned it o’er and o’er,
And find no clear solution yet.
If all the earth is deep in debt,
Who IS the creditor?
When men go into bankruptcy
The case is plain as day:
What is not in the dear wife’s name
Grim creditors will promptly claim,
And assets melt away.
But when a whole wide world’s in soak
And cannot raise the tin,
Here’s where I half suspect a joke:
When all the earth goes stoney broke,
Who puts the bailiffs in?
(C J Dennis)
More Poetry from C J Dennis:
C J Dennis Poems based on Topics: World, Jokes & Humor, Doubt & Skepticism, Debts- Book Contents: Moods Of Ginger Mick (C J Dennis Poems)
- The Rhymes of Sym (C J Dennis Poems)
- The Battle Of The Wazzir (C J Dennis Poems)
- Termarter Sorce (C J Dennis Poems)
- Rabbits (C J Dennis Poems)
- The Stones of Gosh (C J Dennis Poems)
Readers Who Like This Poem Also Like:
Based on Topics: World Poems, Doubt & Skepticism Poems, Jokes & Humor Poems, Debts PoemsBased on Keywords: paradox, conned, blokes, bailiffs, suspecting, venerate, creditors, creditor, unfixed, assets, bankruptcy