We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade
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