Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.
DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.
CHARITY, n. a thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.
GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.
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