The good jobs are leaving this country, going overseas, and what we have left is some guy running a computer in Silicon Valley or you're cleaning toilets at the Holiday Inn, ... We have to make sure we keep good jobs in this country.
The good jobs are leaving this country, going overseas, and what we have left is some guy running a computer in Silicon Valley or you're cleaning toilets at the Holiday Inn, ... We have to make sure we keep good jobs in this country.
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
Today we say to America - we've come here to work. We clean your toilets. We clean your hotels. We build your houses. We take care of your children. We want you to help us take care of our children as well.
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.
The Halftime Flush -- that's very serious business. I mean, you've got 90 million Americans flushing toilets. You could have a tragic clogging problem in America.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Our children will be the ones that are making the bed sheets and swabbing out the toilets in the hotels. Our children will be the ones who are handing the hamburgers out the window at McDonald's.
From a public policy point of view, it worries me that computer whizzes have more value and dignity than a person who cleans toilets or is a gardener,
I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
The next day at college he followed me to the girls' loos (toilets) in the basement. When I came out he was waiting with a dark look on his face. Before I could speak he raised his arm and hit me across the face, knocking my head into the pipes that ran down the wall behind me.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies.
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