I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper I fart in your general direction You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Quotes about fart (16 Quotes)
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
We're just a fart in the wind. This ought to take care of all that silly dynasty talk.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Sean My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh Will She woke herself up Sean Ah... But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember wonderful stuff you know Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
They threw the installations of like 20 different calls on that first day, and I couldn't remember one of them, ... When we got out to practice, I had a brain fart, and I was just totally confused. In college, it wasn't like that.
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
She's a warm fart at Christmas.
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch line. As long as we continue tracking the every deed and fart of the Paris Hiltons and Kevin Federlines among us, we will continue to come out sixteenth best with regard to producing and introducing to the human race things of true substance worth appreciating for their aesthetic ingenuity.
There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul.
This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the touchdowns come from. It's not like I set a goal of touchdowns before the season. All that matters is that they're in the act of helping the team win.
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Cheli The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.