What we lack in Prophets, however, we make up for in Saints. Only a Pope may canonize a Saint, but every man, woman and child on this planet is a genuine and authorized Pope (genuine and authorized by the House of the Apostles of Eris). So you can ordain yourself - and anyone or anything else - a Saint.
Quotes about eris (2 Quotes)
As long as you are lucky, you will have many friends if cloudy times appear, you will be alone. Donec eris felix, multos numerabis amicos tempora si fuerint nubila, solus eris.