Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
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As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.Clive James
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
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As far as talent goes, Marilyn Monroe was so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable, and anyone who holds to the opinion that she was a great natural comic identifies himself immediately as a dunce.
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All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish.
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In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.
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Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.
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