What’s Sauce Pour L’oie Is Sauce Pour L’ (Ogden Nash Poems)
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Ogden Nash Poems (124 Poems)
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My fellow man I do not care for.I often ask me, What's he there for?The only answer I can findIs, ...
À Bas Ben Adhem (Ogden Nash Poems)
My fellow man I do not care for.I often ask me, What's he there for?The only answer I can findIs, ...
Listen… (Ogden Nash Poems)
There is a knocking in the skull,An endless silent shoutOf something beating on a wall,And crying, "Let me out!"That solitary ...
Summer Serenade (Ogden Nash Poems)
When the thunder stalks the sky,When tickle-footed walks the fly,When shirt is wet and throat is dry,Look, my darling, thats ...
A crusader’s wife slipped from the garrison (Ogden Nash Poems)
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison,And had an affair with a Saracen;She was not over-sexed,Or jealous or vexed,She just ...
The Swan (Ogden Nash Poems)
Scholars call the masculine swan a cob;I call him a narcissistic snob.He looks in the mirror over and over,And claims ...
The Pizza (Ogden Nash Poems)
Look at itsy-bitsy Mitzi!See her figure slim and ritzy!She eats aPizza!Greedy Mitzi!She no longer itsy-bitsy! (Ogden Nash)
Introspectiv (Ogden Nash Poems)
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insoucianceWere it not for making a living, which is rather a ...
The Cow (Ogden Nash Poems)
The cow is of the bovine ilk;One end is moo, the other, milk. (Ogden Nash)
The Fly (Ogden Nash Poems)
God in his wisdom made the flyAnd then forgot to tell us why. (Ogden Nash)
Reflection On Babies (Ogden Nash Poems)
A bit of talcumIs always walcum. (Ogden Nash)
The Eel (Ogden Nash Poems)
I don't mind eelsExcept as meals. (Ogden Nash)
The Jellyfish (Ogden Nash Poems)
Who wants my jellyfish?I'm not sellyfish! (Ogden Nash)
Reflections On Ice Breaking (Ogden Nash Poems)
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker (Ogden Nash)
Reflection On A Wicked World (Ogden Nash Poems)
PurityIs obscurity. (Ogden Nash)
Further Reflections on Parsley (Ogden Nash Poems)
ParsleyIs gharsley. (Ogden Nash)
The Catsup Bottle (Ogden Nash Poems)
First a littleThen a lottle (Ogden Nash)
Common Cold (Ogden Nash Poems)
Go hang yourself, you old M.D.! You shall not sneer at me. Pick up your hat and stethoscope, Go wash ...
Lines On Facing Forty (Ogden Nash Poems)
I have a bone to pick with Fate. Come here and tell me, girlie, Do you think my mind is ...
Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation (Ogden Nash Poems)
Some people, and it doesn't matter whether they are paupers or millionaires, Think that anything they have is the best ...
The Camel (Ogden Nash Poems)
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary , two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are ...
The Octopus (Ogden Nash Poems)
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs Is those things arms, or is they legs? I marvel at thee, Octopus; If ...
The Termite (Ogden Nash Poems)
Some primal termite knocked on wood And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May ...
Crossing The Border (Ogden Nash Poems)
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends. (Ogden Nash)
Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib (Ogden Nash Poems)
OR The Child Is Father Of The Man, But Not For Quite A While So Thomas Edison Never drank his ...
Pretty Halcyon Days (Ogden Nash Poems)
How pleasant to sit on the beach, On the beach, on the sand, in the sun, With ocean galore within ...
The Cantaloupe (Ogden Nash Poems)
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another's green, another's mush. I'd buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a ...
The Ostrich (Ogden Nash Poems)
The ostrich roams the great Sahara. Its mouth is wide, its neck is narra. It has such long and lofty ...
The Turtle (Ogden Nash Poems)
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such ...