You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do kick over the table.Dean Martin
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
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There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
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We try to find chemistry we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
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We will play a little more situational now, where runs are more important. I feel pretty good about our team.
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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
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