You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
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