All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe,
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Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change.
Bertrand Russell
My politics are of a practical kind - the integrity of the country, the supremacy of the Federal government, an honorable peace, or none at all.
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To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.
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