With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
More Quotes from Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.Rodney Dangerfield
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud.
Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Night QuotesOf course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.
Ted Knight
And as far as the Disney Concert hall is concerned, it is a wonderful modern structure and I am extremely honored that I had this opportunity to have a concert here.
Nobuo Uematsu
In my case, the body of work stands for itself... I think my work has been representative of me as a man.
Sidney Poitier