With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
We have the best Congress money can buy.
The English should give Ireland home rule -- and reserve the motion picture rights.
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War is a contagion.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Sometimes life's so much cooler when you just don't know any better and all the painful lessons have not hammered your head open yet.