There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
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The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
See what will happen to you if you don't stop biting your fingernails.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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Conditions are ripe for triumph. We will win. And we will wield great power here.
I have enjoyed all the artists I've worked with.