When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
More Quotes from Will Rogers:A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere.
Lord, the money we do spend on government, and it's not one bit better than the government that we got for one-third the money 20 years ago.
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I'm kind of in between a goody-goody and a rebel. I'm not bad, but I'm not good either. I'm a little crazy.
We have created characters and animated them in the dimension of depth, revealing through them to our perturbed world that the things we have in common far outnumber and outweigh those that divide us.
Wouldn't you like to have heard the voice of Shakespeare, or Jesus Christ?