I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.
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