The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.Kin Hubbard
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
Kin Hubbard
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Kin Hubbard
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Kin Hubbard
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Kin Hubbard
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
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