The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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When angry count four when very angry, swear.
You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger death how abject in the presence of any all forms of hereditary rank.
No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
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I lived rough, by my wits, was homeless, lived on the streets, lived on friends' floors, was happy, was miserable.
David Duchovny is a dream; a dreamboat and a dream. He was so kind... He held my hand after we were done shooting and told me I did great. He's so good at what he does.