The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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In my conscience I believe the baggage loves me, for she never speaks well of me herself, nor suffers any body else to rail at me.
William Congreve
I would rather be first in a little Iberian village than second in Rome.
Epicurus
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.
Edmund Burke