The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
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It's a great view from here. I'm having the time of my life.
Michael P. Anderson
Of course, the way writers think about those things is almost certain to be affected by their own cultural background, and it would be hard to deny that, for whatever reasons, a lot of SF writers come from Anglo or European backgrounds.
I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I ought to do, but I don't know where to begin.