You know how to pray, don't you? Just put your hands together and hope.
More Quotes from Terry Pratchett:Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Sometime later the islanders on a little rimward atoll were amazed to find, washed into their little local lagoon, the wave-rocked corpse of a hideous sea monster, all beaks, eyes and tentacles. They were further astonished at its size, since it was rather larger than their village. But their surprise was tiny compared to the huge, stricken expression on the face of the dead monster, which appeared to be have been trampled to death.
The demon coughed nervously. Demons do not breathe; however, every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. And this was one of them as far as the demon was concerned.
In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.
Fate can be one mean god at times.
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There is something great and terrible about suicide.
Honore de Balzac
My fear was not of death itself, but a death without meaning.
The United Nations charter gives every nation the right to self defence, therefore when the American embassies were bombed it was a matter of time before the Americans responded by going for what they suspected were the causes of the attack.