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It is embarrassing to know that one is a god of a world that only exists because every improbability curve must have its far end; especially when one can peer into other dimensions at worlds whose Creators had more mechanical aptitude than imagination. No wonder, then, that the Disc gods spend more time in bickering than in omnicognizance.
Terry Pratchett
If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.
Terry Pratchett
In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
Terry Pratchett
Possession of the box conferred a kind of power on the wielder--which was that anyone, confronted with the hypnotic glass eye, would submissively obey the most peremptory orders about stance and expression.
Terry Pratchett
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett
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It is embarrassing to know that one is a god of a world that only exists because every improbability curve must have its far end; especially when one can peer into other dimensions at worlds whose Creators had more mechanical aptitude than imagination. No wonder, then, that the Disc gods spend more time in bickering than in omnicognizance.
Terry Pratchett
If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.
Terry Pratchett
In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
Terry Pratchett
Possession of the box conferred a kind of power on the wielder--which was that anyone, confronted with the hypnotic glass eye, would submissively obey the most peremptory orders about stance and expression.
Terry Pratchett
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett