The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.
More Quotes from Terry Pratchett:Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.
He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe- which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.
The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness.
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Surrender to the flow.
We are talking about predictable recurring flooding.
Robert A. Brady
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