Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.
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The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are 1) Silence 2) Books must be returned no later than the date last shown and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.
Fate can be one mean god at times.
The figure stopped to cough long and hard, making a noise like a wall being hit repeatedly with a bag of rocks. Moist saw that it had a beard of the short bristled type that suggested that its owner had been interrupted halfway through eating a hedgehog.
It was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.
If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.
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