Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath ...
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Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces.
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But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.
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Occasionally he would very nearly swear.
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If I become defensive and upset right away, then that's going to adversely affect how I deal with it and it's probably not going to be good press for me and probably be bad just because I'm angry. Just be open and pleasant.
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My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside.