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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,' he said. 'Have you thought of going into teaching


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But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.
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There's a door.Where does it goIt stays where it is, I think.
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
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The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are 1) Silence 2) Books must be returned no later than the date last shown and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Something as artificial and human as an hour wouldn't last five minutes here. It would be dried out and shrivelled up in seconds.
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