If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.
("The Color of Magic")
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The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.
It's either because of the number of times the scholar puts the boot into Peter Jackson the director of The Lord of the Rings films or is making a point they have never heard of.
It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.
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