Sorry ... my mind was wandering ... One time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for.
Sorry ... my mind was wandering ... One time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for.
The judge asked, 'What do you plead' I said, 'Insanity, your honor. Who in their right mind would park in the passing lane'
Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two-cents in.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories