I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said 'compact cars....'
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said 'compact cars....'
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I put a new engine in my car, but I forgot to take the old one out.... Now I can go 300 mph.
For a while I didn't have a car ... I had a helicopter ... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. slow glance upward.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
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