Scott Adams Quotes (62 Quotes)

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

It fascinates me that there are people like that, and they're allowed to vote.

I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.

It does represent a new way of living in the valley. It's not new in America. We're just catching up with the rest of the country in terms of a vertical lifestyle.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I don't think I ever really go more than 30 minutes before I've got two or three things in my mind and I'm trying to decide which of them to use,

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

We don't play around with them here in Oklahoma. The chances of a violent sex offender ever getting out is slim. And, if they re-offend they will never hit the streets again.