English life, while very pleasant, is rather bland. I expected kindness and gentility and I found it, but there is such a thing as too much couth.
English life, while very pleasant, is rather bland. I expected kindness and gentility and I found it, but there is such a thing as too much couth.
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
You've a sharp tongue in your head, Mr Essick. Look out it doesn't cut your throat.
I've got Bright's disease and he's got mine.
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
When you try to be funny in every line, you place an intolerable burden not only on yourself but on the reader. You have to allow the reader to breathe.
For years I have let dentists ride roughshod over my teeth I have been sawed, hacked, chopped, whittled, bewitched, bewildered, tattooed, and signed on again but this is cuspid's last stand.
A case of the tail dogging the wag.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched.
The main obligation is to amuse yourself.
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up alternately by greed and concupiscence.
Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them they love it.
There were times, when I drove along the Sunset Strip and looked at those buildings or when I watched the fashionable film colony arriving at some premi.
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