Ryan Stiles Quotes (22 Quotes)


    That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

    Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

    The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

    I sometimes think about doing another series. But you work three weeks and you get a week off. I did that for years and didn't see my kids very much. I promised them when 'Drew' and 'Whose Line' ended, I would spend more time with them. I'll wait for them to grow up. Ideally, what I'd like to do is shoot something in Vancouver an L.A. project in Vancouver.

    I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.


    I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

    I support freeing Iraqi's from tyranny. I came here to show there are American who support what bush is doing in Iraq.


    If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

    When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

    If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.


    You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.


    If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

    What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

    I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

    The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.

    I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

    If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.


    If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!


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