Rush Limbaugh Quotes (87 Quotes)

They're all losing it. That's why people think they are ripe to be buried, Mr. Vice President.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I don't need equal time, I am equal time!

You've got to love this. Well- known communist sympathizer Joan Baez in Crawford, Texas, regaling this bunch that think they're having a new Woodstock down there with more anti-American folk tunes,

It isn't racist. It's hardly even worth the tempest that has been made of it,

A thought-provoking recipe for reclaiming America's heritage of liberty and self-governance,

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position, not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them?

This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation and we're going to ruin people's lives over it and we're going to hamper our military effort,

Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult it's an invitation

I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL, ... The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team.

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.

The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.

As always, we are thrilled and excited to have with us the vice president of the United States ... with us for a precious few minutes.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

Every time the Democrats lose either elections or a major issue, they blame me, they blame talk radio, and they blame you.

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Once again we find conservatives able to be totally honest about who liberals are. And I'm telling you, the liberals cringe they go ape when you dare be honest about them. They call it an attack.

Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created the greatest nation for people in the history of humanity. Now Obama is dismantling it, because he has no appreciation for our greatness. In fact, he resents it. He blames this country for whatever evils he sees around the world.

From my point of view, the end result will be as if I had gone to court and won, but the matter is concluded much sooner. I have spent thousands of hours and millions of dollars with lawyers over the past 27 months fighting this at every stage.

The feminist movement was created to allow ugly women access to the mainstream of society

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

Let's make no mistake. The people pushing intelligent design believe in the biblical version of creation. Intelligent design is a way, I think, to sneak it into the curriculum and make it less offensive to the liberals.

Why is it today that we seem to be afraid of urging kids on to excellence and achievement Our society is more inclined to let kids develop at their own pace-not push them too hard.

There is something wrong when critics say the problem with America is too much religion.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

we heard a lot . . . about moral values. And you know as well as I do that there's a big move on to get people to forget that it's not only private morality, but public morality that needs to be looked at and considered.

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I want any force, any person, any element of an overarching Big Government that would stop your success, I want that organization, that element or that person to fail. I want you to succeed.

I thought it was. I got caught in the whole thing about using unidentified sources, except my sources are not unidentified, I know them. But I got caught up here, you're exactly right. I just I assumed, 'Hey, it's rock 'n' roll,' you know But since I don't know it, I retracted it within minutes, and I feel bad about it. I feel terrible about it.

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

I worried about this all night long. I don't like saying things about people that aren't true.

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her.

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever.