Robin Williams Quotes (90 Quotes)

The brightest light has gone out.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Death is nature's way of saying, Your table's ready.

. . . when you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

And then there was Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld coming out and saying, I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen. And everyone else is saying, Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, What It's just a sweater

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence. The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, (at least) in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about.

You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.

The brightest light has gone out. We will forever celebrate her loving spirit.

Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, Back up, I don't know how big this gets.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you- when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

Look at us -- we're a San Francisco wedding cake.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Politics Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say Stop, or I'll say stop again.

Mr. Keating Carpe Diem Sieze the day.

We constantly stress defense and that was the difference.

on Michael Jackson Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.

I still think Nancy does most of his talking you'll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in our area.

Reality: What a concept!

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time

When the media ask him George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline'

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Without (the reality), it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.

Neil The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.