Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez
Rainbows. Very Macho! ~Leo Valdez
After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That's fine for Carter, but I have standards.
I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British museum.
Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.
A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.
That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.
Nobody welcomes a war - not if they're smart. But war finds everyone sooner or later. It's inevitable.
I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.
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