Ray Romano Quotes (19 Quotes)

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious.

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I wanted to do something different, but it's a weird transition you're making here. You're trying to get the audience to come with you.

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

It is our swan song, and (winning) kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.

I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a lovehate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't know ... I need therapy.

It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win.

We see another chapter in his life, you know, not to give it away. But he goes to another place. And, of course, there's a lot of adventure and craziness.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

By the way, good luck, and if that does happen and you need the brother to make a guest appearance, I'm more than happy to help.

We're good friends, but we hate each other. Last year, Kevin made the cut and I didn't. My show is over. Kevin's got a really big movie coming out. What else do I got

We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,