The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that
The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that
A cunning linguist always gets his licks in.
Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.
Love those who offend, for they reveal you to yourself.
The song of the rose is heard with the nose.
Irreverence is highly underrated.
Intentionally using the quotes of others without author attribution is plagiarism and contributes to illiteracy.
In an expanding universe one must move forward to avoid falling back.
Greed is a deadly disease. Too bad it doesn't kill the greedy first.
I'm glad that people who say The world is coming to an end. won't be around to say I told you so if it does.
Religion is the surrender of truth to the whimsy of belief.
My presence of mind is frequently absent.
The path to the truth is found in the spaces between the lies.
Xmas is for Xians, as Christmas is for Christians.
I have been devaluing my time for years based on the theory that one day I won't be able to afford to work.
Fear is the question. Love is the answer.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories