Owen McClain Quotes (9 Quotes)


    The fact that I loved such an unconstant, self-centered, socio-path for ten years makes me really doubt my abilities to surround myself with good people.

    Some of my friends are like freckles. There's actually no explanation for my affection for them. Who knows of why or what use freckles are yet, I kind of like mine and would miss them very much if they were gone.

    A male friend of mine recently told me that if he should so much as look at any women other than me, I was to club him in the head. Hard. He said it would save him some pain he was sure of it. Giving a woman the promise of permitted violence...difficult to pass that offer up.

    We don't believe the nation is smothered with tainted Tylenol.

    In all fairness, I feel compelled to warn men that women, even on good days, are compulsively manipulative. We constantly take advantage of the fact that men are either unaware of this particular trait or are wonderfully forgetful.


    By Friday my brain is full, it hurts, and it has stopped functioning correctly since sometime last Wednsday. So, at that point, I don't want to think anymore, communicate clearly to anyone, or be nice anymore to anyone related to my job. It's possible that a four day work week would solve this problem.

    I use to look for a perfect job. Now I look for any job and make it perfect for me.

    As to the myth about Fat Girls and certain abilities to achieve multiple...ummm...my only comment on THAT topic, having both thin and fat and, also, coincidently a girl...is that it most likely has to do with genetics. And praise the Goddess Aphrodite and her son Eros that I know all about those good genetics.

    When I arrived at the broken pip, after crawling several yards under my house in the mud, grumpily the black widow spiders noted my ire and fled. So, I was able to fix the leak unharmed by neurotoxic venom.


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