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  • I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
    (Oscar Levant)


  • A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. On Dwight D. Eisenhower
    (Oscar Levant)

  • Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
    (Oscar Levant)

  • I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
    (Oscar Levant)


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