I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. On Dwight D. Eisenhower
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
So little time and so little to do.
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