And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.
And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.
Our laughter is always the laughter of a group.
You could be in the worst mood ever and all you had to do was see Kirby smile or hear him laugh. And he'd bring you back.
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.
We had a good laugh, ... Candace always made sure she was around when Corey needed her.
As of right now, she has the last laugh.
To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, And then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh.
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.
We are coming to Israel to entertain and laugh. We have fun at our shows. We get up to all sorts of antics, and like to create a party atmosphere.
For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.
There's a marketing scheme that tells you that pregnancy and child rearing will make you into a moron, that your kids are only happy when you're buying them stuff. It's hard being a parent, but I laugh a lot and smile a lot and really enjoy it. The ratio of laughter to sadness is higher. There's part of me that wants to broadcast that. Parenting only affirmed what I already cared about, and that's good.
Play with life, laugh with life, dance lightly with life, and smile at the riddles of life, knowing that lifes only true lessons are writ small in the margin.
What can be said in New Year rhymes,That's not been said a thousand timesThe new years come, the old years go,We know we dream, we dream we know.We rise up laughing with the light,We lie down weeping with the night.We hug the world until it stings,We curse it then and sigh for wings.We live, we love, we woo, we wed,We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead.We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,And that's the burden of a year.
Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!
It's a huge loss for us. It's like losing your child, like your child has died. We're not going to be able to visit her. We're not going to be able to talk to her or look at her or anything. It's going to be hard. In the morning, I love to see her smile and wake up and hear her laugh. I'm not going to have that anymore.
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
I feel people desperately want a laugh and what I offer them is optimistic comedy. Unlike some comics, I don't tell them what a rotten world it is. I say life is fabulous and wonderful and we should enjoy it while we can.
When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.
As an example of just how useless these philosophers are for any practice in life there is Socrates himself, the one and only wise man, according to the Delphic Oracle. Whenever he tried to do anything in public he had to break off amid general laughter. While he was philosophizing about clouds and ideas, measuring a flea's foot and marveling at a midge's humming, he learned nothing about the affairs of ordinary life.
O sweet September, they first breezes bring the dry leaf's rustle and the squirrel's laughter, the cool fresh air whence health and vigor spring and promise of exceeding joy hereafter.
But he'll learn from that and some day he'll look back at this and laugh.
The continued woe of comedies. I cannot believe that the country does not want to laugh, ... My Name is Earl.
It was our intent to make people laugh. We try to give people a great story to tell.
They call me a chav. It's a bit of laugh. I think they mean Orton boy, which is an area in Peterborough which has graffiti all over the place so people think it's a bit dingy.
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he
says he has a stratagem for't.
Behold the vain man, and observe the arrogant he clotheth himself in rich attire, he walketh in the public street, he casteth round his eyes, and courteth observation. He tosseth up his head, and overlooketh the poor he treateth his inferiors with insolence, his superiors in return look down on his pride and folly with laughter.
I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.
The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.
Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.
You know, you go to Hollywood and work internationally, and just the little jokes no longer make you laugh. I was alienated from my own culture.
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
You were intended not only to work, but to rest, laugh, play, and have proper leisure and enjoyment. To develop an all-around personality you must have interest outside of your regular vocation that will serve to balance your business responsibilities.
The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm and gay, I heard the laughter of her heart in every street cafe.
It's better when they laugh, isn't it?
I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!!
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.
The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
Laughter and love and work and god;
As I shall talk of these same things hereafter
In wave and sod.
I ended up with forty acres;
I ended up with a broken fiddle-
And a broken laugh, and a thousand memories.
Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh.
I don't know why people are so surprised by my live performances. My approach is so simple; every song I sing, every story I tell, every move I make, must move the audience to laughter, tears or inspiration. Otherwise, why should I do it?
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.
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