Dogs Quotes (1331 Quotes)

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print... substitute drunken dog, ragged head, seld-shaven, odd-eyed, stuttering, or any other epithet which truly and properly belongs to the gentleman in question.

I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up.

He says he has limitations, that he can't walk the dog and can't walk on the golf course. But no doctor has limited his activities. In fact, he was playing golf within two weeks of his heart attack.

I understand that, dog, I'm cool with it, ... Just move the ball whenever you need to.

And what we've been able to ascertain is that the bishop thought that he had hit a dog or a cat. That was his statement. However, we have additional information that shows that he didn't immediately report it to the police.

Dogs are also like people in that they need to learn something every day to keep their minds stimulated. He needed to learn basic behavior, like heeling when I was riding my house, and how to behave in public.

These harnesses are people tested. I have a friend, an older lady, who has a chow. When she used to walk her dog, the dog would pull her down the road. She tested the harness and told me it was like a miracle Her dog just walks down the road with her instead of pulling her.

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

Our dog sat down at a dog show at a time when the dog was supposed to stand up. That person went to her doctor and learned she had a melanoma.

GM has just been a big dog. It can't get out of its own way. It's going to be a 'show me' kind of stock, until they show us they're actually not going out of business.

We're out to change America, ... Cats are hiding in homes and dogs are out on the street causing trouble. We're going to bring cats to the forefront.

I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether its a man or a dog. Theyre the best for every day.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

I don't know what the deal with the dog was, but they had an argument.

The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.

Me and Johnny Rotten have been talking about doing a movie of his book, No Irish, No Dogs, No Blacks. We have a script, so hopefully that's going to happen at some point in our careers.

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog.

I'm not seeing a certain drive by some players, the drive to win duels and grab loose balls. The only way we're going to get out of this rut is to work like dogs.

Dog owners who have dogs with a respiratory infection should keep their dogs at home. As far as the average dog owner, they should continue to walk their dog on the street.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.

Autistic children have a hard time making friends. In Molly's case, her lack of speech doesn't help. We would be encouraging people to talk to her and pet her dog.

That's the plot of the movie. The dogs' struggle for survival, without people, after they are stranded. Also, instead of 13 dogs being left, only eight get left behind in the movie.

Study hard, and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.

Although modern humans must now rely on dogs to sniff out drugs and other contraband at airports, our early ancestors may have been capable of the job themselves.

My parents had two blind dogs, and they did fine. I have a three-legged cat at home that had been hit by a car.

I was strip searched against a wall in front of everyone. All the inmates were watching me. They took my shoes, my clothing. They threw it very far away. They threw it down the hallway. They told me to chase after it. Squatting like a dog.

As the vehicle approached the dog, it lifted its head. The driver then lost control, went off the road, rolled over, became airborne and hit some trees,

Many of (the bites) are relatively minor usually bites in the legs and arms from people trying to break up a dog fight. The worst ones seem to be when a dog decides to attack somebody, but we don't see those too often.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

They say a reasonable number of fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from broodin' over being' a dog

Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

Eating with a dog nearby may turn some customers off. But then there are some people who do everything with their dogs. We don't allow the dogs (in the dining patio area) because we were told it was a health code violation.

How many legs does a dog have, if you call his tail a leg The answer is four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Riley has the poise, the confidence, and the maturity of somebody much older than she is. She loves the dogs she shows and they respond to her completely.

Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.

I do not know, sir, that the fellow is an infidel but if he be an infidel, he is an infidel as a dog is an infidel that is to say, he has never thought upon the subject.

My only rule If you show up with fleas, I kill the owner and the dog.

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?

We look at dogs with decades, if not hundreds of years of history, ... Purebred dogs were created to do a function for man.

Those places are full of nice dogs. And those people know them best and are able to match up the personalities of the dogs and people.

We've got six dogs, and we rotate them in and out of the fenced-in vineyards, ... I think a lot of the animals don't come because the dogs are here.

When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.

The Philippine air force is putting together aircraft that should be loaded with people from the mining community as well as soldiers as well as other volunteer groups. Hopefully, a dog team will be able to get ahead of them there.

It's like a forced strip show while the audience is cheering him on. Then he makes her bark like a dog. It's a form of sexual sadism, and this is on mainstream TV.

Amid that shared misery, Salazar formed a bond with his fellows, thugs though many of them were. In your house you can kick the dog, ... But if I kick your dog, that's a different story. Once you leave the Foreign Legion gates, every man with a kepi blanc is your brother, without question. I can rest assured that if I was ever in any trouble in the south of France there'd be about 20 legionnaires backing me up. And to this day if I see a legionnaire on the street, he's my brother.

Terry's a thoughtful, intelligent man and he did not take his media imperialist roots to Sunnyvale. And that's what got him on the road to fluency, which he's mastered. That's some feat for an old-media dog, speaking as one who could be similarly described.

It's one thing for someone to walk a dog up there. I walked out there many times myself. It's another thing to have a bunch of young children, whose bodies are still growing and developing, playing soccer, falling down and rolling on the ground, and spending a large amount of time there every week.

A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.