Man is a victim of dope; In the incurable form of hope.
Man is a victim of dope; In the incurable form of hope.
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, Here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, Here is a list of today's appointments, And all the flies in all the ointments, The daily woes that a man endures --Take them, George, they're yours.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories