Lucille Ball Quotes (27 Quotes)

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

I don't do T A very well because I haven't got much of either.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn' t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

When asked if she had always been outgoing Heaven, no. I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

The more things you do, the more you can do.