Kin Hubbard Quotes (125 Quotes)

If government were as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

A chap ort t' save a few o' the' long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

The man who says, 'I may be wrong, but...' does not believe there is any such possibility.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

Tilford Moots wuz over t' the' Henryville poor farm th' other day t' see an ole friend o' his thet used t' publish a newspaper thet pleased ever'buddy

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.