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  • When they did Monday Night Football , it was all about three networks. You didn't have 600 choices. Today, the market share is smaller, but we still believe the product will be just as good.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • Everybody knows it takes 49 players to make a team, but without Big John this would not be a championship squad.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • He's away from the game for 12 years and we expect him literally to walk on water his first time back.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • It's really bittersweet. It's been such a privilege to work with Mike and Paul all these years, but I'm really looking forward to working with Al, too.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • Mike has grown a lot this year. Mike needs to be given a chance to create some stability and create some future. Right now, that organization lives day to day.
    (Joe Theismann)


  • I played one game, and one snap in the shotgun. I'm the only quarterback that ever did that for him. I tried to get him to incorporate it into our offense back then, so it took him eight more years and 12 years away from the game and one (year) back to realize maybe he should do it.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • Believe me, those 20-some minutes make a difference. It's the difference between you falling asleep in the fourth quarter or being awake for the end of the game.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • Terry Bradshaw, college. Do those two things belong together I have this vision of Terry sitting there with his Hooters wings and a person giving him a haircut from his race car and 50 TVs in front of him.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • his accuracy, leadership skills and the way he manages a football game.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • People remember what they were doing the night my leg was broken.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • During a routine physical, I asked my doctor about the signs indicating an enlarged prostate. He explained the symptoms, which basically matched what I was experiencing. During my checkup, he found that I did indeed have an enlarged prostate.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • He's playing the best football now. Maybe he doesn't get the records, maybe he doesn't have the yards or have the most touchdown passes, but from a game operational standpoint, I think Tom Brady throws the ball as well as anybody in football, manages the game as well as anybody in football, and has three rings on his fingers in the last four years, and he's a winner.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • That's ludicrous. When you sign a contract, your job is to play to the best of your ability. What about if an athlete underperforms Do they give some of the millions back.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • Can they co-exist Absolutely. They've been together for a year, T.O. knows the offense, he's an incredible athlete in fabulous shape, and I think he understands now that the best thing for him is to shut up, play football, help this team get to another Super Bowl and win it.
    (Joe Theismann)

  • Those were guys, maybe not in as much of a publicized way, that were the heart and soul of the defense. Yeah, they added Chad Brown. They added the athletic ability, but do you have the cohesiveness that's necessary.
    (Joe Theismann)


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