Joe Pesci Quotes (5 Quotes)

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, ''Excuse me.''

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?