Jeaniene Frost Quotes (66 Quotes)

Lucifer's hairy ball sack! You've become a morlock.

I was going to die, but I didn't have to grovel.

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Shit. I hated her already, and we hadnÆt even met.

Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.

I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I'll still love you.

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy.

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....

You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is.

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.

I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!

You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it.

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

Actually, Justina, I didn't just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was...right, degenerate whore as well. Did I ever tell you my mum was one? No? Oh, blimey, I come from a long line of whores, in fact I called to give you the good news. I asked you daughter to marry me. Now, do you want me to call you Mum straightaway, or wait until after the wedding?

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

Dave and Tate were dressed with equal heinousness. More black leather, chains, and whips. Either Don's staff truly had costumes for all possible occasions on hand, or someone at wardrobe had a lot of explaining to do.

Age had taught him patience. Youth had taught me to get frustrated at the lack of progress.

It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated.

You're my Red Reaper, and I've missed you terribly.

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.

All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn't keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I've been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I've said is…an understatement.

And that, Annette, is called Pilates

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.

Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her

Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you"-his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips-"if we leave, I won't behave.

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

I'd gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

Maybe I was worrying for nothing. Maybe it had just been casual for him, and I wouldn't even have to tell him it couldn't happen again. After all, the man was a couple hundred years older than me and a former gigolo. I certainly hadn't robbed him of his virginity.

I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course.

Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

IÆm in, Cat. IÆd never leave you. Especially when youÆve got death breathing down your neck.ö ôVery funny,ö I retorted, since Bones was inches from my throat

We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we've been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?

I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.