Jay Leno Quotes on War & Peace (11 Quotes)


    John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion

    The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.

    Some Democrats say the estimated 60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.

    The latest word is that Saddam Hussein is now creating a buffer zone in Northern Iraq to defend against a northern invasion. Experts say if he's successful this could extend the length of the war by up to seven minutes.

    As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.


    Vice President Dick Cheney said he is upset when critics say the administration lied us into the war. I say fine, just lie us back out and we'll call it even.

    The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get out of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him.

    Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.

    The White House began airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 911 in the ads. He said it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected unless, of course, it's the Vietnam War.

    CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts regular, premium and unleaded.

    Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.


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