CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this A Pepsi ad They're ruining the integrity of the Internet.
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
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