Jane Wagner Quotes (13 Quotes)


    All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

    The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

    I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

    Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.

    The idea is for students to learn about the human milestones from birth to the aging.


    We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had our first thought, most likely we didnt know what to think. Its hard to think without words cause you havent got a clue as to what youre thinking. So if you think we suffer from a lack of communication now, think what it must have been like then, when people lived in a verbal void - made worse by the fact that there were no words such as verbal void.

    The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

    When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

    I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining.

    Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

    I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

    They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when youre pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there.

    A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?


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